Uk, uk!
Me Bash'um. Bravest warrior of Ook-Ook tribe. Me homeland cold, men grow strong. Me hunt spear-toothed cat, throw spear into his chest. He goes back to his lair, me follow. Get lost in cave. When find way out, am not home any more.
This new land warm, men grow weak. Wear shiny suits so soft skin won't get cut. Grow seeds so no have to hunt. Bash'um want hunt many beast, kill many enemy, take many trophy. Take back home, win much honor for Ook-Ook. You give Bash'um some more fire drink, maybe me tell you how me scare mighty mammok off cliff, give tribe enough food for moons and moons.