Egar walks through a forest, he doesn't know where and neither does anyone else. That's just how it is with Egar, yet he always seems to end up just where he needs to be when he needs to be there. As Egar walks, Egar sings!.... badly. "Egar walk through forest.. Then he meets with guy."

A large, intimidating man walks out in front of Egar and holds up a hand. He says something, then Egar continues. "Guy says he want money to let Egar pass." "Egar not have gold so he hit guy with sword." The mans eyes widen and he draws forth a mace, but Egar is psychotic and has a giant sword. The fight isn't a long one. "Egar clean his sword, then he take guys stuff." Egar then cleans his sword, and loots the guys corpse. He then leaves a note in terrible handwriting on the guys chest, that says, 'Egar wuz heer.' "And that how Egar go about his day."